Conspiracy Update

I know you all think I'm making this up.

But I'm not.

I'll give you that the lemon thing may have been a coincidence. (Unless...hey! They sure broke that story at just the right time!)

Anyway...I've been eating poorly lately, and buying from the vending machine at work like a madman. Have you ever noticed that they almost never put Milky Ways in vending machines? Or maybe they just don't in the building I work in.

Anyway, I've been buying a lot of junk from the vending machines, and was really annoyed they never have Milky Ways (my personal favorite). Ever. I've had to subsist on Watchmacallits and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. (Okay in their own right, but they're not Milky Way.)

So after doing this workout for about a month and seeing very little results, I've made the decision to go back to eating decently healthy. No more vending.

And guess what was in the vending machine yesterday?

Milky Way!!

It's all starting to add up. Now I just need to figure out who's behind it.