Thursday, May 15, 2008

And in local news...

I just heard who's running for mayor in Tuscumbia. The current Chief of Police, someone who was previously mayor (2002 - 2004) and the Frozen Food Manager at the Foodland in Tuscumbia.

I'm thinking that if I was running, I'd leave that "Frozen Food" part on, too. That way, when people hear I'm running they wouldn't just think I was in a leadership position at a local business. They'd know I truly knew my way around frozen fries, Mrs. Smith's pies, and Boca Burgers.

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  1. That is pretty funny!

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  2. Last time at the grocery store we got a Mrs. Smith's frozen blackberry cobbler. Man, that thing was good!...
    That's a brilliant resume strategy. Working at a grocery store sortof takes the political edge off a candidate. I mean how can someone like that be crooked???
    -Jud

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  3. Crooked as a frozen crab leg!

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  4. Sorry...that wasn't even remotely funny.

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  5. I think I'm tired.

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  6. Ha! That cracked me up!
    -Jud

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